I have the plague today and apparently that means that my brain matter has turned into mush and is no longer capable of forming full sentences. As a direct result, am waving the white flag and I'm giving up on the article I have been attempting to write all morning. Instead I will post some visual stimulation. Something easy to read, easy to understand and easy to stare blankly at.... just in case there are any other plague sufferers out there with squishy brain matter.
... to all you other plague sufferers out there, I highly recommend simmering a pot of water with a few drops of peppermint and eucalyptus oils, peppermint tea with a bit of grated raw ginger, and once you're capable of even thinking of food again, something with raw garlic in it -some high-test guacamole with lots of raw garlic, onions and chili peppers in it looks horrifying, but will go a long way to refuelling a sick body and boosting a drained immune system. You have my condolences.
And now, some visual stimulation.