Having fun with spam

This is from Pete in the RTS skype room..... too freakin' funny!!!





[4:32:25 PM] Pete: Got an hoax e-mail today & here it is with my response below it:

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Excuse me Pete Lysohirka,

I have been in search of someone with this last name "Lysohirka" so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr Vincent Atta, a Banker here in GHANA. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you because, it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.

One Late Dr Dean Lysohirka,a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in January 2006 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$5,500,000.00 (Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was the 16th of January 2009. Sadly Dr Dean was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end.  My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Dr Dean did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he Dr Dean was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that I should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Dr Dean is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.

There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of law.  It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream.

Let me know your mind on this I have more to write you about the details once I receive your urgent response .Please let this Secret remain between the both of us only.


Have a nice day and God bless.
Anticipating your communication,

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Mr Vincent Atta.

Thank you for thinking of me Vincent but you see fiat money means nothing to me. We the people are the value. The crooked banks can keep all their worthless paper. They were all forclosed on Dec 25th 2012 by the ONE People & now major things are happening worldwide. People are free from the slavery system if they choose to be. Awareness is spreading like wildfire of what has happening. The matrix we live in that has been ensalving us for a very long time has been decoded. By the end of May all will be revealed when the I UV exchange rolls out & gives the ONE PEOPLE access to their real value. Plus big changes will take place worldwide with the corporate governments. There will be no more suffering for anyone. Check it out

http://oppt-in.com/

 Understanding The OPPT
A conversation with Heather Tucci-Jarraf, Trustee of The One People's Public Trust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paz5lEoxXrc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgAuGWTgERI

Randall Hillner - OPPT Trustee w' Lisa Harrison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeChRT6aobo&feature=youtu.be

Caleb Skinner- OPPT Trustee with Lisa Harrison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39WtOg-2UM